Philly Will Now Use Gear Oil on Light poles

Just a few weeks ago, the city of Philadelphia tried to keep crazed Eagles fans off light poles by smattering Crisco on the street-side fixtures. As you well know... it didn't work. Now police are using gear oil to grease the poles. Why do we get the feeling this won't work either?

 
Tyler Polumbus

Tyler Polumbus

Tyler Polumbus

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